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Just get me to fucking new york city already…

People are fucking ridiculous

If I give you a deadline for tonight, you better have that shit for me for 9pm, or else I’m up waiting until 11:30 to wait for your stupid ass to get that shit in, and then when you turn it in, its not even close to satisfactory.

way to go DIBSHIT.

In one week I’ll be nyc. Hella.


“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she was transformed into a princess.”
- Alexander McQueen Autumn/Winter 2008-09

“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she was transformed into a princess.”

- Alexander McQueen Autumn/Winter 2008-09

som-nambulist:

lapsesinfluency:

Burnin’ up the charts, no doubt.

 One of my all time favourite tweets.

som-nambulist:

lapsesinfluency:

Burnin’ up the charts, no doubt.

 One of my all time favourite tweets.

(Source: withmywatercolors)

homotography:

Mike Munich by Jeremy Kost

homotography:

Mike Munich by Jeremy Kost

I have my NYU dance audition in 2 weeks and I am terrified.

scottbalf:

Literally watched this just last night.

(Source: saturdaynightsupplement)

just give me food and cigarettes, then i can go to sleep.

if my son is gay son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG