the cetacean way of life.: Archive

Just get me to fucking new york city already...

Jan 26th

People are fucking ridiculous

If I give you a deadline for tonight, you better have that shit for me for 9pm, or else I’m up waiting until 11:30 to wait for your stupid ass to get that shit in, and then when you turn it in, its not even close to satisfactory. way to go DIBSHIT.

Jan 26th

In one week I'll be nyc. Hella.

Jan 19th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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I have my NYU dance audition in 2 weeks and I am...

Jan 12th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 9th

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just give me food and cigarettes, then i can go to...

Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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My sister's boyfriend is such a fucking tool.

Jan 4th

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How To Post a Picture, Video, etc. WITH CREDIT!

almost-f-amiliar: vitamin—d: OKAY GUYS! It’s said that there’s 2 kinds of blogs! Some that REBLOG! Some that POST! Well if you’re the owner of a blog that POSTS… Here’s news for YOU! If you always give credit to the original owner of the work you’re posting, WOW! You deserve something REALLY SPECIAL! :-) If you never give credit to the original owner of the work you’re posting, here...

Jan 4th

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Jan 3rd

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LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED IN THE INTERIM.

smayartzayalwtigaiaik: “Yes,” Will.I.Am pondered, his soulless red eyes aglow, “But does it have that boom boom pow?” Fergie, unable to think of anything except methamphetamines and meat, folded her leathery wings but did not reply. In the corner Taboo and Apl.De.Ap danced in silence, but their eyes remained fixed on their master. Their faces betrayed no expression. They had lost that...

Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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sometimes I forget that people are usually...

Jan 2nd

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2011 highlights

glamorous-dreams: I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die

Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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ITS 6:30AM. WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?

Jan 1st

mugrat replied to your post: mugrat replied to your photoset: Feeling super… NEXT THURSDAY YES I AM SO DOWN CAN I BRING BAILEY YES. its 18+ though…

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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mugrat replied to your photoset: Feeling super glamorous before going to the club… dear god Come with me next thursday(or tomorrow night). you won’t regret it

Dec 30th

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